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You see, i strongly believe that every pothead or stoner should grow at least one plant and know how to roll a joint or blunt. Not only will you save a shit load of money by growing your own medication, you’ll also get to smoke the best weed available because you grew it yourself and cared for it like a baby. We’re nothing but a bunch of modern-day hippies so there’s nothing but love here.  So let’s get to learning A good stoner always lives by the 20 rules of thumb (or more) You should too IF YOU KNOW STONERS ARE HAVING A SESH IN A ROOM, PLEASE KNOCK. This is a very important rule, we all know some strains got some side effects as anxiety and paranoia. So please knock gently when entering a room you know there’s a session going on. AS A STONER, I KNOW MOST OF US ARENT OUT OF THE CLOSET YET. Y’all smoking at home let’s be honest, air freshener doesn’t do shit except maybe someone who doesn’t know the smell of herbs.. You use some fresher ? Your room Will just be sm...

ABC OF WEEDTIONARY These are words or phrases that are used only among cannabis users. Most of them you might not find in a dictionary cos they're informal, slangs, inappropriate, coined from the streets or worse, illegal. But they are words that I believe stoners should be familiar with and use more often among themselves to stay connected to the weed culture, or something like that. A Auto (n)  - A device consisting of an aquarium pump and an oxygen mask used to smoke cannabis. E.g: I just copped this dope ass auto from a store last night. It fucking hits different. Aristocrat (n) - A special type of joint typically rolled by self-absorbed college kids that is used to display their superior social status and awesome joint-rolling skills, usually extremely long about 16 inches and very narrow. Conical features should be avoided E.g: That rich kid rolled an aristocrat. joint was long and thin as fuck. B B K Double (n)  - The par...

Safe Sex: In simple terms,is sexual activity in which people take precautions to protect themselves against sexually transmitted diseases So be it oral or anal or vaginal sex ,you take precautions, It is worth  noting that STI (Sexually Transmitted Infections) can be gotten from even kissing, The safest sex, is no sex. This is the only way you are a 100 percent sure you aren't catching anything Then finding a partner and be faithful is a second., Because STI don't fly in from heaven, they are gotten from someone having sex, with someone. So if 2 persons who are faithful and clean fuck with each other, They good Finally, take precautions. Condoms If it can't get in, it can't get in. So just keep it out. This makes sense and it works mostly, but there are so many ways it could go wrong. Improper storage, keeping it in your wallet for example, Not wearing properly. Slipping off, Also to mention it doesn't protect against Oral Sex,. In fact to pract...

Marijuana is an often very misunderstood drug. There is a lot of misinformation out there about the drug, as well as a lot of assumptions based on the misinformation. Cannabis has been used by humans for thousands of years for both medical and recreational purposes. Throughout our history it has been used and shared freely without persecution or discrimination. It is only within the last one-hundred years that we have made it an illegal substance, and all without any science to back it up. The outlawing of marijuana has largely been the result of scaremongering by industrialists and politicians, who have seen it as both a threat and a scapegoat for xenophobia. However, with the drug ongoing and increasing popularity, the scientific community has begun conducting research into exactly what marijuana does to us, and how it can be of medical use. The finding of much of this research is quite eye-opening, and people are becoming much more aware of what this drug can do for mankind. This...

SOME RULES FOR SMOKING SESSION  1. If one person is rolling up the weed, someone should be organizing the fire PLAYLIST.  Do not be a vibe killer. If everyone is enjoying the current track, do not get up to change it.                     PS: your phone should be on silent/DoNotDisturb 2. Never Lace your JOINT with drugs e.g crack,codeine,Rohypnol etc it’s going to mess with your body system. If you ever get addicted & try to stop your withdrawal symptoms would slap x2 3. If you didn’t roll the JOINT you are not entitled to LIGHT it even if you own the WEED. Please do not roll a PIN in a session also make sure to add a CLIP. 4. The person who rolled the JOINT is allowed maximum 4 Puffs others are allowed a maximum 2 puffs. (PUFF PUFF PASS ) 5. Never ever ever fuck up the rotation of a joint. Always pass the JOINT to the person on your left and let go of the JOINT it is not a fucking microphone 6. If you’re not th...

It's no news that CannaVille is blessed with all kinds of intellectuals, creatives, writers and even poets and here is a collection of poems written by amazing and talented members of CannaVille with the theme, Blessed But Cursed Enjoy! by Timmy All he can offer is himself For the darkness never seems to abate His heart is free but shackled Like tethers that guide the kite He is the match that starts the inferno Cursed to not see the light, but start it But o, what a blessing by Christian More To be Blessed but also cursed I'm at my best but still at my worst My tongue loves sugar and spice My kidney hates what my taste bud likes Love is a must but my flesh coated with lust No love lost, Unworthy of your trust Every win comes with a loss by Blitzkrieg Blessed with a beautiful landscape and vegetation, Blessed with the finest mineral resources Blessed with natural healing sites Cursed by the blood of the slaves slaughtered on her soil Cursed by ...

It's no news that CannaVille is blessed with all kinds of intellectuals, creatives, writers and even poets and here is a collection of poems written by amazing and talented members of CannaVille with the theme,  It was a terrible, horrible idea but I did it.  Enjoy! R ead, review and rate. by Emmanuel Aliyu It was a terrible idea but I did it... Got drunk Went for a drive Drove through my house with my newly separated ex in it Saw no lights but TV on Asked if she was home She said no I went in Found a guy with her Chased him and whooped his ass and broke his incisors 2weeks later Got charged with aggravated assault (felony) Got back with the bitch Only for her to cheat 1 month later I played myself by Timmy ...I did. I had to. She left me no choice. Her skin was the perfect shade, with a few spots caused by maturity. She was flawless. She smelled like heaven and looked like the best time ever. I know I shouldn’t have...