"ABC OF WEEDTIONARY" BY ZIGGY

ABC OF WEEDTIONARY

These are words or phrases that are used only among cannabis users. Most of them you might not find in a dictionary cos they're informal, slangs, inappropriate, coined from the streets or worse, illegal. But they are words that I believe stoners should be familiar with and use more often among themselves to stay connected to the weed culture, or something like that.

A

Auto (n) 

- A device consisting of an aquarium pump and an oxygen mask used to smoke cannabis.

E.g: I just copped this dope ass auto from a store last night. It fucking hits different.

Aristocrat (n)

- A special type of joint typically rolled by self-absorbed college kids that is used to display their superior social status and awesome joint-rolling skills, usually extremely long about 16 inches and very narrow. Conical features should be avoided

E.g: That rich kid rolled an aristocrat. joint was long and thin as fuck.

B

B K Double (n) 

- The parents, cops, or that unannounced visitor...

e.g: Yo Voke, we've got a BK Double in the living room. Hide that stash! Now! "....and act normal"

Voke: chill, are my eyes red?

B-40 (n) 

- synonym for weed

e.g: You've got that b40? Or should I ring my dealer?

Back-Roll (v) - 

- To roll the joint so that only one layer of paper surrounds the mix.

e.g: guy that's one big ass joint to back roll like that

Bowl (n)

- A bowl is simply a pipe, usually made of glass, used to smoke cannabis. It usually contains a small carb which helps you modulate the air/smoke ratio. If you don’t have this stoner slang term in your rolodex, don’t expect to be passed the bowl too often.

E.g: It’s 4:20, time to pack the bowl!

Bag (n)

a) what holds your buds;

b) what you want / need to get (for me!) 😉

c) what makes you cry when it's empty

e.g.: you see that bag over there? Yeah the one with weed, that's my joy right there

Bag size

- could be a dime bag, a quarter of an ounce, half an ounce, an ounce, a quarter pound ...etc

e.g.: How much weed you got in there Missy?

M: a quarter pound.

Bake Break (v)

- To take a break and go smoke a pipe, a bong or a joint. Also known as "smoke break"

e:g it's time for a bake break. Guys you ready?

Bake Sale (n)

- A smoke out session

e.g.: have you heard about Cannafest? That's gon be one hell of a baaaaaake sale

Baked (v).

- To be heavily inspired by the consumption of cannabis.

e.g.: I’m as baked as cake.

Baked Ass 
-Fried = stoned beyond repair, very much under the influence of marijuana.

e.g.: that girl over that fence, she's baked ass.

Bammer (n)

- brown, impotent weed (shitty shit)

e.g.: this shit is a bammer. that dealer scammed us ffs

Beat up (adj)

- state when you're not really high any more, but you can still tell that you were high. And you're real tired

E.g.: damn I've been smoking all day I'm so beat up

Beaver Enlightenment (n)

- mental state. when one momentarily stumbles into the next level of consciousness.

E.g.: that was deep. that was a beaver enlightenment

Bent (adj)

- to be blazed, high, or under the influence of whatever gets you bent.

E.g.: His weed got me bent.

Best (adj)

- as fucked up as you can get

Better (adj)

- when you're so fucked up, you think there's something better than best (which gets into the whole debate -- is best better than better? or is better better than best? try to keep track of that fucker when you're stoned)

Biftah (n)

- synonym for Cannabis, or cannabis cigarette.

Bignalls (n)

- People who want to smoke YOUR ganja for you.

E.g.: See that big head by the door. Beware of him, he's a bignall. He steals lighters too.

Bikkies (n)

- Biscuits with a special ingredient.

E.g.: where did you get these bikkies from? It's knocking me out. 

Bill-up (v)

 - To roll up a joint.

E.g.: how fast can you bill up?

Blim (n)

- Those depressingly small bits of black after a good bong session. Also the name giving to small bits of black in the bong mull.

E.g.: it’s time to wash off those blims. They make my bong look ugly

Blipped (v)

 - Stoned.

Blitzed (v)

 - To be really, really stoned.

Blockhead (n)

-          Someone dedicated to the holy block of resin.

E.g.: Yes! I'm a blockhead

Blotto (adj)

-          to be stoned you don't understand what’s going on.

E.g.: this loud got me so blotto

Blow-Back (v)

  - To exhale smoke into another's mouth. Also known as a 'shot gun'.

E.g.: I blew back into his mouth. That’s how we  fell in love

Blow it up (v)

 - smoke some pot

E.g.: if you’re not too busy, let’s blow it up!

Blue (n)

- too much smoke in an area or in your inhalation.

E.g.: it’s so blue in here 

Blunt (n)

- Hollowed out cigar filled with 1/8 of cannabis and sealed with honey.

Blunted (v)

 - To be intoxicated by the herb.

Bogart (v)

- Taking more hits than you should before passing the joint.

E.g.: Don't bogart that joint motherfucker                 

Bong (n)

-An object, that when used properly, goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

E.g.: He can't roll so he bought a bong.

Bong Swat

 - A hit from the bong.

E.g.: That bong swat was crazy! you should try it.

Bong Terd

- That black shit that comes out of a  bong after a lot of use. Also known as blims

Bongineering

 - Water-pipe construction lol

Bongmaster

- Keeper and filler of the bong

Bongo 
- Alternative term to bong...Billy , Billson , Willson , Chongo , Ong , Pipeocinnie

Bongola

- very big bong preferably four footer.

Bongology

- The ancient art of water-pipe construction

Bone riding

- Cruising in the car with some tunes and a spliff.

Book

- as in stoned (if shake-shook, take-took, then bake-book) example. "I am really fucking book!"

Bottle job

- arsehole who wimps out on joint or blowback, etc

Bouldered

- To be heavily stoned.

Bowl 

-1) small amount of bud; 

2) packed bowl; 

3) the thing that's packed

Boxed 

- To have ingested enough cannabis to be unable to move your legs.

Brainfart

- When you are to stoned to remember what you were saying

Branded

- When you get burned by a pipe, specificaly a glass one.

Branding

- The act of purposefully burning someone with a glass pipe.

Brekky Bong 

- To smoke upon waking.

Brew 

- Another name for your pot.

Brownies 

- Traditional American biscuit laced with cannabis.

Bruce Lee - 
- name for our bong (gets you chinese eyed)

Bubonic chronic
 - the stuff that makes you hack up a lung and makes your limbs go numb

bruced (bruce lee)
- stoned.

Bubblegum
- when the weed's so sticky you have to cut it with scissors or a knife

Bud
- Cannabis or the part of the cannabis plant you smoke.

Buddha
- weed stupid

Buddha High
- Cerebral high in which one talks about philosophy

Budiquette
- Marijuana etiquette.

Buffalo 
-(verb) to buffalo a hit is to cough uncontrollably in the middle of a gargantuan hit

Buffalo Fart 
- The nasty-ass smoke that some rude-ass stoner left in the bong when he passed it to you.

Bullet [NZ]
- Foil.

Bum [US]
- The act of deliberately ruining, or attempting to ruin, one's trip, via intimidation, ridicule, etc.

Bung [US] 
- Bong.

Burn cruise 
- The action of riding/driving with no purpose but to get totally ripped and listen to music that fucks with your head in your stoned state of mind.

burn one 
- smoke a joint

Burnt Out 
- To become tired after smoking weed.

Bush Bud
- not as good as the other pot but is usually home grown.

Buzz 
- mild cannabis high.

Buzzed Off 
- Reaction to bad weed and/or bad trip, resulting in dislike/hostility towards weed and/or stoners.

Buzzed Out 
- Overindulgence to the point of sleep.

C

CJ
- Crystal Joint

CP
- cone piece

C.R.S.
- Can't Remember Shit!

Cabbage 
- hmmmmmm (slang for the 'good-stuff')

Caked
- To be absolutely wasted

Cale'
- rastafied stang for weed

Canoe
- when someone lights the joint, or blunt and the cherry runs up one side o the el'

Cacho 
- Cannabis joint

Caned 
- Heavily Stoned!

Canna
- Cannabis cigarette.

Cap 
- same as a cop.

Carrot 
- A huge joint packed to the brim and generally the size of an average garden carrot.

Cash out
- when you’re one of the first to fall asleep right after a good time

Cashed
- completely ash bowl (The bowl's cashed, dude.)

Chanked
- really fucked up.

Cheeba 
- Cannabis.

Cheechin's
- Get 4 stoners in a car, roll up the windows, roll up a fattie, and collect some cheechin's. Fun to shine lasers through 'em, and hilarious to get out of the car quickly and try to see through the fog.

Cherried
- when a bowl needn't be lit

Cherry- 
the red, burning coals of a bowl, or tip of a J.

Chewed
- mildly high.

Chief (v.)
- to smoke a bowl (Lets chief this up.)

Chince
- when over smoke'in takes place

Chinese eyed
- stoned(Also known as: Chinky-eyed= how your eyes look after smoking a fattie!!!)

choke on one
- to smoke a bowl.

Chokes 
- What you might get after hitting a bucket bong.

Chong 
- the act of puffing

Chonged
- Fucked up Cheech-style.

Chonger
- an extremely large joint that makes it around a circle of five or more people at least three times.

Chooch
 - A stingy dealer.

Choof [AU]
- Cannabis.

Chronic
- The best weed money can buy.

Chronic 
- A person who partakes in the pot smoking ritual everyday.

Chrons 
- chronic.

Ciga reefer
- joint rolled with tobacco rolling machine

City Clag Blues
 - When your mouth feels like the inside of a Clag glue bottle after smoking.

Clambake
- Rolling up all the car windows and smoking till you can't see.

Coached
- to be pleasntly stoned

Cocktail [US]
- A joint roach placed on the end of a cigarette.

comacozer
- phat fucking joint

Commercial [US]
- Buds that come in a brick.

Cone [AU]
- A metal cone with a hole in the center used in pipes, usually made of aluminium or brass.

Cone [CA]
- A conical shaped joint which is tapered by rolling with two or more papers glued on an angle.

Cone piece
- bowel

cronic
- the sweet green meat (pot)

Cop [US]
- To aquire some marijuana.

Cotton-mouth 
- The driest a mouth can get after smoking cannabis.

Cried 
- being stoned and laughing until it hurts your stomach, also referred to as the "Ten Minute Abs".

Crispy
 - To be very inspired by consumption of marijuana.

cruisin
'- A nice, warm and comfortable high

Crutch 
-A thin piece of cardboard, usually a matchbook cover, rolled into a cylindrical shape. This accommodates a joint that has become too small to smoke by hand.

Cryp 
- A hallucinogenic bud if smoked in large quantities.

Crystal Bud [US] 
- A bud of marijuana with tiny crystals usually of higher quality.

Did you enjoy this list? Which words are you adding to your Weedtionary today? 

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