20 Rules of Thumb

You see, i strongly believe that every pothead or stoner should grow at least one plant and know how to roll a joint or blunt. Not only will you save a shit load of money by growing your own medication, you’ll also get to smoke the best weed available because you grew it yourself and cared for it like a baby.


We’re nothing but a bunch of modern-day hippies so there’s nothing but love here.  So let’s get to learning

A good stoner always lives by the 20 rules of thumb (or more) You should too

IF YOU KNOW STONERS ARE HAVING A SESH IN A ROOM, PLEASE KNOCK.
This is a very important rule, we all know some strains got some side effects as anxiety and paranoia.

So please knock gently when entering a room you know there’s a session going on.

AS A STONER, I KNOW MOST OF US ARENT OUT OF THE CLOSET YET.
Y’all smoking at home let’s be honest, air freshener doesn’t do shit except maybe someone who doesn’t know the smell of herbs..


You use some fresher ? Your room
Will just be smelling like some lavender laced herbs 😂😂


So one tip? 

Keep the hot shower running, open the bathroom window, lace your herbs with coconut oil or honey. It helps with the scent.... and most importantly please smoke good herbs..

There’s nothing you can do about Reggies.. e go smell cast the whole yard.believe me

Cannabis can get pretty expensive (except you’re a grower ☺️) That's why it's important to bring your own marijuana to share with the group. Even if others will have some, it's polite to offer your own, seriously even if it’s one roll... or just come with rolling papers.

Except maybe you going to meet your Hommie and they understand.

Yeah I know puff puff pass, we should share but courtesy demands..

 IF YOU CANNOT ROLL A JOINT, Trying your skills during a session is very wrong please. Be honest about it.

No one enjoys smoking a bad joint. The common rule.


He who rolls , sparks but there’s an exception, if you have a new person in the circle. You can give them to light up, it means “you’re welcome”

But the next rule contradicts the former..

If you didn’t roll it, don’t smoke it.

Everyone reacts to herbs differently so be careful out there

GREEN HIT

If you’re using a bowl or pipe..

there’s something called the green hit.. if you got people around, try lighting at the corners so other can get the fresh greens too.

THE STONER LIFESTYLE ISNT ALL ABOUT HOW TO SMOKE AND HOW TO ROLL..

You’re a stoner yeah??? You love the herb.

Be an activist, become an advocate .

Be proud of your lifestyle. It’s not different with wine experts bragging bout wine or vegans telling you how healthy it is to be one.

Be open about how the herb has aided you and others. Share the good news.

Just be careful of who you tell bc we have some anti marijuana activist who don’t want to hear anything.

 My personal Slogan..


KNOW YOUR SHIT.


You cannnot call yourself a stoner and not know your strains.. have you see a wine connoisseur talking bout wine??


C’mon. Dedicate to it.


Educate yourself properly. Don’t just smoke bc you want to get high.

Try to know what you’re burning

DONT ABUSE THE HERB.

Don’t roll bad joints
Don’t spill your herb
Be mindful bout your consumption, no be competition.. herbs works for everyone differently. Smoking herbs is cool and stuff but it’s a lifestyle so you have to represent it positively

BE RESPONSIBLE.


Personally the smell of “good herbs”makes my lungs get horny but let’s be honest. Not everyone likes the smell of  weed (some of us don’t give a fuck but we are trying to represent the lifestyle yeah?)

Try to smoke away from others.. not everyone has to inhale second hand smoke. I know you love herb but respect personal space .


Use a spray , visine clear eye for the red eyes or your shades but please avoid perfume oil. 😭. It messes with your herb

THE MUNCHIES IS AS IMPORTANT AS THE HERB.

Try and eat good food please..


Don’t let the stigma stick..

Put something for belle

Set good example..


Y’all be arguing that Obama smoked weed, Washington ABI Jefferson smoked weed. Morgan freeman smoked weed but you spend all day at the bunk, smoking, watching tv and passing out...


What example are you setting??? Please be that productive stoner they say doesn’t exist.



if you don’t function properly after smoking (bc maybe you smoked the wrong strain)

Try doing your work first..


I know lot of tradition and heavy stoners who only smoke at night and weekends.

Smoke responsibly.


😌(but if you can use your thing well. Please stay high all day )

We are trying to set a good example here.


Don’t harass people to blaze. Offer but don’t persist or force someone.



Personally I don’t even offer if I don’t know you smoke herb. I wait for you to ask or pick up and roll

Stoner lifestyle yeah??!

We all trying to show everyone that there’s nothing bad bout burning the herb.. so don’t be rude to rookies. We were all rookies some time (well you gotta be mean when they roll bad 😂 how else will they learn??) 


Hey something flytrap 😂 you can roll good now yeah???

SMOKE SAFELY, SMOKE HEALTHY, AND EAT HEALTHY. 

STAY HIGHDRATED.