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A poem by Teas

No JOB for STEVE, now he selling APPLES
Boys dey do like five hustles to get profit samples
It's a bloody battle
Herdsmen killing people just to feed their cattle
Crap. That's what they make us believe
We're brainwashed, I guess the goal is achieved
Everybody put the blames on the leaders
It's a shame my people sell their votes then cry later
Nobody's ready for change
I guess we're stuck in a cage
They said "shoot your shot", no finger to pull the trigger
Some dude bit it off while you were tryna save him from the pangs of hunger
It's an irony, the squad against robbery extorting the youths
Refuse to cooperate with them, things get messy cos they're trigger-happy fools
Boys and girls can't go about with laptops anymore
If you get dreadlocks on, that's something they'll detain you for
Nobody's laughing, my country is a fucking dry joke
First class graduate; after six years, landed a job of 20k
He has to eat and sort his siblings; hell he still got rents to pay


-- Teas

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