ABC OF WEEDTIONARY
These
are words or phrases that are used only among cannabis users. Most of them you
might not find in a dictionary cos they're informal, slangs, inappropriate,
coined from the streets or worse, illegal. But they are words that I
believe stoners should be familiar with and use more often among themselves to
stay connected to the weed culture, or something like that.
A
Auto (n)
- A
device consisting of an aquarium pump and an oxygen mask used to smoke
cannabis.
E.g:
I just copped this dope ass auto from a store last night. It fucking hits
different.
Aristocrat (n)
-
A special type of joint typically rolled by self-absorbed college kids that is
used to display their superior social status and awesome joint-rolling skills,
usually extremely long about 16 inches and very narrow. Conical features should
be avoided
E.g:
That rich kid rolled an aristocrat. joint was long and thin as fuck.
B
B K Double
(n)
-
The parents, cops, or that unannounced visitor...
e.g: Yo Voke,
we've got a BK Double in the living room. Hide that stash! Now! "....and
act normal"
Voke: chill, are
my eyes red?
B-40 (n)
-
synonym for weed
e.g: You've got
that b40? Or should I ring my dealer?
Back-Roll (v)
-
-
To roll the joint so that only one layer of paper surrounds the mix.
e.g: guy that's
one big ass joint to back roll like that
Bowl (n)
- A bowl is simply a pipe, usually made of
glass, used to smoke cannabis. It usually contains a small carb which
helps you modulate the air/smoke ratio. If you don’t have this stoner slang
term in your rolodex, don’t expect to be passed the bowl too often.
E.g: It’s 4:20, time to pack the bowl!
Bag (n)
a) what holds your buds;
b) what you want / need to get (for me!) 😉
c) what makes you cry when it's empty
e.g.: you see that bag over there? Yeah the one with
weed, that's my joy right there
Bag size
- could be a dime bag, a quarter of an ounce,
half an ounce, an ounce, a quarter pound ...etc
e.g.: How much weed you got in there Missy?
M: a quarter pound.
Bake Break (v)
- To take a break and go smoke a pipe, a bong
or a joint. Also known as "smoke break"
e:g it's time for a bake break. Guys you ready?
Bake Sale (n)
- A smoke out session
e.g.: have you heard about Cannafest? That's gon be one
hell of a baaaaaake sale
Baked (v).
- To be heavily inspired by the consumption
of cannabis.
e.g.: I’m as baked as cake.
Baked Ass
-Fried = stoned beyond repair, very much under the influence of marijuana.
-Fried = stoned beyond repair, very much under the influence of marijuana.
e.g.: that girl over that fence, she's baked ass.
Bammer (n)
- brown, impotent weed (shitty shit)
e.g.: this shit is a bammer. that dealer scammed us ffs
Beat up (adj)
- state when you're not really high any more,
but you can still tell that you were high. And you're real tired
E.g.: damn I've been smoking all day I'm so beat up
Beaver Enlightenment (n)
- mental state. when one momentarily stumbles
into the next level of consciousness.
E.g.: that was deep. that was a beaver enlightenment
Bent (adj)
- to be blazed, high, or under the influence
of whatever gets you bent.
E.g.: His weed got me bent.
Best (adj)
- as fucked up as you can get
Better (adj)
- when you're so fucked up, you think there's
something better than best (which gets into the whole debate -- is best better
than better? or is better better than best? try to keep track of that fucker
when you're stoned)
Biftah (n)
- synonym for Cannabis, or cannabis
cigarette.
Bignalls (n)
- People who want to smoke YOUR ganja for
you.
E.g.: See that big head by the door. Beware of him, he's
a bignall. He steals lighters too.
Bikkies (n)
- Biscuits with a special ingredient.
E.g.: where did you get these bikkies from? It's knocking
me out.
Bill-up (v)
- To
roll up a joint.
E.g.: how fast can you bill up?
Blim (n)
- Those depressingly small bits of black
after a good bong session. Also the name giving to small bits of black in the
bong mull.
E.g.: it’s time to wash off those blims. They make my
bong look ugly
Blipped (v)
-
Stoned.
Blitzed (v)
- To
be really, really stoned.
Blockhead (n)
-
Someone dedicated to the holy block of resin.
E.g.: Yes! I'm a blockhead
Blotto (adj)
-
to be stoned you don't understand what’s
going on.
E.g.: this loud got me so blotto
Blow-Back (v)
- To
exhale smoke into another's mouth. Also known as a 'shot gun'.
E.g.: I blew back into his mouth. That’s how we fell in love
Blow it up (v)
-
smoke some pot
E.g.: if you’re not too busy, let’s blow it up!
Blue (n)
- too much smoke in an area or in your
inhalation.
E.g.: it’s so blue in here
Blunt (n)
- Hollowed out cigar filled with 1/8 of
cannabis and sealed with honey.
Blunted (v)
- To
be intoxicated by the herb.
Bogart (v)
- Taking more hits than you should before
passing the joint.
E.g.: Don't bogart that joint motherfucker
Bong (n)
-An object, that when used properly, goes
gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
E.g.: He can't roll so he bought a bong.
E.g.: He can't roll so he bought a bong.
Bong Swat
- A
hit from the bong.
E.g.: That bong swat was crazy! you should try it.
E.g.: That bong swat was crazy! you should try it.
Bong Terd
- That black shit that comes out of a bong after a lot of use. Also known as blims
Bongineering
-
Water-pipe construction lol
Bongmaster
- Keeper and filler of the bong
Bongo
- Alternative term to bong...Billy , Billson , Willson , Chongo , Ong , Pipeocinnie
- Alternative term to bong...Billy , Billson , Willson , Chongo , Ong , Pipeocinnie
Bongola
- very big bong preferably four footer.
Bongology
- The ancient art of water-pipe construction
Bone riding
- Cruising in the car with some tunes and a
spliff.
Book
- as in stoned (if shake-shook, take-took, then bake-book) example. "I am really fucking book!"
Bottle job
- arsehole who wimps out on joint or blowback, etc
Bouldered
- To be heavily stoned.
Bowl
-1) small amount of bud;
2) packed bowl;
3) the thing that's packed
Boxed
- To have ingested enough cannabis to be unable to move your legs.
Brainfart
- When you are to stoned to remember what you were saying
Branded
- When you get burned by a pipe, specificaly a glass one.
Branding
- The act of purposefully burning someone with a glass pipe.
Brekky Bong
- To smoke upon waking.
Brew
- Another name for your pot.
Brownies
- Traditional American biscuit laced with cannabis.
Bruce Lee -
- name for our bong (gets you chinese eyed)
- name for our bong (gets you chinese eyed)
Bubonic chronic
- the stuff that makes you hack up a lung and makes your limbs go numb
- the stuff that makes you hack up a lung and makes your limbs go numb
bruced (bruce lee)
- stoned.
- stoned.
Bubblegum
- when the weed's so sticky you have to cut it with scissors or a knife
- when the weed's so sticky you have to cut it with scissors or a knife
Bud
- Cannabis or the part of the cannabis plant you smoke.
- Cannabis or the part of the cannabis plant you smoke.
Buddha
- weed stupid
- weed stupid
Buddha High
- Cerebral high in which one talks about philosophy
- Cerebral high in which one talks about philosophy
Budiquette
- Marijuana etiquette.
- Marijuana etiquette.
Buffalo
-(verb) to buffalo a hit is to cough uncontrollably in the middle of a gargantuan hit
-(verb) to buffalo a hit is to cough uncontrollably in the middle of a gargantuan hit
Buffalo Fart
- The nasty-ass smoke that some rude-ass stoner left in the bong when he passed it to you.
- The nasty-ass smoke that some rude-ass stoner left in the bong when he passed it to you.
Bullet [NZ]
- Foil.
- Foil.
Bum [US]
- The act of deliberately ruining, or attempting to ruin, one's trip, via intimidation, ridicule, etc.
Bung [US]
- Bong.
Burn cruise
- The action of riding/driving with no purpose but to get totally ripped and listen to music that fucks with your head in your stoned state of mind.
burn one
- smoke a joint
Burnt Out
- To become tired after smoking weed.
Bush Bud
- not as good as the other pot but is usually home grown.
Buzz
- mild cannabis high.
Buzzed Off
- Reaction to bad weed and/or bad trip, resulting in dislike/hostility towards weed and/or stoners.
Buzzed Out
- Overindulgence to the point of sleep.
C
CJ
- Crystal Joint
CP
- cone piece
C.R.S.
- Can't Remember Shit!
Cabbage
- hmmmmmm (slang for the 'good-stuff')
Caked
- To be absolutely wasted
Cale'
- rastafied stang for weed
Canoe
- when someone lights the joint, or blunt and the cherry runs up one side o the el'
Cacho
- Cannabis joint
Caned
- Heavily Stoned!
Canna
- Cannabis cigarette.
Cap
- same as a cop.
Carrot
- A huge joint packed to the brim and generally the size of an average garden carrot.
- A huge joint packed to the brim and generally the size of an average garden carrot.
Cash out
- when you’re one of the first to fall asleep right after a good time
- when you’re one of the first to fall asleep right after a good time
Cashed
- completely ash bowl (The bowl's cashed, dude.)
- completely ash bowl (The bowl's cashed, dude.)
Chanked
- really fucked up.
- really fucked up.
Cheeba
- Cannabis.
- Cannabis.
Cheechin's
- Get 4 stoners in a car, roll up the windows, roll up a fattie, and collect some cheechin's. Fun to shine lasers through 'em, and hilarious to get out of the car quickly and try to see through the fog.
- Get 4 stoners in a car, roll up the windows, roll up a fattie, and collect some cheechin's. Fun to shine lasers through 'em, and hilarious to get out of the car quickly and try to see through the fog.
Cherried
- when a bowl needn't be lit
Cherry-
the red, burning coals of a bowl, or tip of a J.
Chewed
- mildly high.
Chief (v.)
- to smoke a bowl (Lets chief this up.)
Chince
- when over smoke'in takes place
Chinese eyed
- stoned(Also known as: Chinky-eyed= how your eyes look after smoking a fattie!!!)
choke on one
- to smoke a bowl.
Chokes
- What you might get after hitting a bucket bong.
Chong
- the act of puffing
Chonged
- Fucked up Cheech-style.
Chonger
- an extremely large joint that makes it around a circle of five or more people at least three times.
Chooch
- A stingy dealer.
Choof [AU]
- Cannabis.
Chronic
- The best weed money can buy.
Chronic
- A person who partakes in the pot smoking ritual everyday.
Chrons
- chronic.
Ciga reefer
- joint rolled with tobacco rolling machine
City Clag Blues
- When your mouth feels like the inside of a Clag glue bottle after smoking.
Clambake
- Rolling up all the car windows and smoking till you can't see.
Coached
- to be pleasntly stoned
Cocktail [US]
- A joint roach placed on the end of a cigarette.
- A joint roach placed on the end of a cigarette.
comacozer
- phat fucking joint
Commercial [US]
- Buds that come in a brick.
Cone [AU]
- A metal cone with a hole in the center used in pipes, usually made of aluminium or brass.
Cone [CA]
- A conical shaped joint which is tapered by rolling with two or more papers glued on an angle.
- A conical shaped joint which is tapered by rolling with two or more papers glued on an angle.
Cone piece
- bowel
- bowel
cronic
- the sweet green meat (pot)
Cop [US]
- To aquire some marijuana.
- To aquire some marijuana.
Cotton-mouth
- The driest a mouth can get after smoking cannabis.
- The driest a mouth can get after smoking cannabis.
Cried
- being stoned and laughing until it hurts your stomach, also referred to as the "Ten Minute Abs".
- being stoned and laughing until it hurts your stomach, also referred to as the "Ten Minute Abs".
Crispy
- To be very inspired by consumption of marijuana.
- To be very inspired by consumption of marijuana.
cruisin
'- A nice, warm and comfortable high
'- A nice, warm and comfortable high
Crutch
-A thin piece of cardboard, usually a matchbook cover, rolled into a cylindrical shape. This accommodates a joint that has become too small to smoke by hand.
-A thin piece of cardboard, usually a matchbook cover, rolled into a cylindrical shape. This accommodates a joint that has become too small to smoke by hand.
Cryp
- A hallucinogenic bud if smoked in large quantities.
- A hallucinogenic bud if smoked in large quantities.
Crystal Bud [US]
- A bud of marijuana with tiny crystals usually of higher quality.
- A bud of marijuana with tiny crystals usually of higher quality.
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